- the abbreviation "frosh" for freshmen.
-the abbreviation "prez" for President (pres or Pres is acceptable).
-when people put a logo or an animal or an actor instead of an ACTUAL picture of themselves as a facebook profile picture.
-mother and son tandem who wear matching karate outfits in public (didn't know i hated it until i saw it for the first time at costco).
-panhandlers that are obviously not poor. example, someone who drove up to me in a brand new mazda3 and said they needed money for gas. example, when you can see the homeless man checking his cellphone behind his cardboard sign.
-secondhand smoke.
-secondhand garlic breath.
-secondhand seranade.
-customers who expect the impossible and are thoroughly surprised that we can't come through for them (for example, making a color copy from a black and white original).
-emo music. screamo music. and nickelback.
-swamp coolers.
-the background music at albertsons.
-frosted tips. besides being tacky and flat out ugly, they were last cool at least 7 or 8 years ago.
-people who spell ridiculous, "rediculous". they miss the irony of how ridiculous they look.
-having to drive a minivan. trying to sleep in a minivan. minivans.
