-movies that only rely on bumbling fools getting hit in the groin for laughs. one Home Alone movie and America's Funniest Home Videos was quite enough.
-word verification on websites and blog commenting. dead serious i had to type "amsterdam zaniness" one time. you can't type that and not feel foolish.
-blind person OR child with sharp object. seems inherently dangerous somehow.
-warren jeffs.
-people who save parking stalls for friends relatives by standing in them. besides being annoying it is a hit-and-run waiting to happen.
-people who sing in courtrooms.
-when late night talk show hosts start every joke of the monologue off with "did you guys hear about this one?"... i'm looking at you jimmy fallon.
-"whoah wait.....you can play solitaire with ACTUAl cards?".
-sand in my shoes.
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