>>SWINE FLU SAYINGS

lest we forget the evil rampage that is known as swine flu, and because i haven't said "swine flu" in a while, here are some common sayings and idioms that i have reinvisioned to fit the current medical landscape. enjoy. note: these are all one hundred percent original, except for the part where i plagiarized off the internet and stuck "swine flu" at the end.

a bird in the hand is worth two confirmed cases of swine flu.

a rolling stone gathers no swine flu.

you can lead a horse to water, but you can't give it swine flu.

actions speak louder than swine flu.

a penny saved is a penny infected with swine flu.

variety is the spice of swine flu.

you can't judge a book by how much info it contains about swine flu.

i'm stuck between a rock, a hard place, and a confirmed case of swine flu.

you can't have your cake and get swine flu too.

don't count your chickens before they contract swine flu.

the pen is mightier than the swine flu.

never bite the hand that feeds you the swine flu.

people in glass houses shouldn't get swine flu.

a picture is worth 1000 confirmed cases of swine flu.


-seth

>>MI ARTWORK

first one is a photo of the best sticker to ever grace my car. second one is one of the many in the brushfire sketch series. last is a poem with an illustration

>>A FEW WORDS ABOUT THE ECONOMY

i thought i'd take this moment to say a few choice words about today's economy: recession. stimulus. bailout.

thank you.

>>MOVIES AT MEGAN'S

...don't ask me why, because i don't think i can really give you an answer:) it's like global warming - it just happened. I can tell you though, Megan has introduced me to a whole new category of entertainment:)

anyways, here they are (plus a mini review for each one):


HAIRSPRAY: colorful, energetic, and mildly disturbing

HSM1: peppy, laughable at times, almost too energetic, and Shawn Carter.

HSM2: redundant, summerful, better than the first (still doesn't do it for me though:). Shawn Carter.

TAKE THE LEAD: Ethically diverse, hispanic, good dancing though. and it had Rufio in it.

>>GREATEST SNOW. ON EARTH

talking to friends and other people, I have recently discovered that many people I know, who are live in Utah, have never been skiing or snowboarding. !!!!. I find this preposterous, insane, silly, unbelievable, and many more adjectives. We live in Utah for Pete's sake - land of the greatest snow on Earth! Even our license plates advertise this amazing white fluffy all-natural asset God has bestowed us with. It's like living in Hawaii and not going surfing, or living in Canada and not saying 'eh' at least once. You just have to do it!

This is my plea and rant for the day - if you A) are reading this, B) live in Utah, C) have not been skiing/boarding, and D) are sane, then take the time to go skiing at least once. Sure it can get pretty expensive at some places, but night skiing at some of the smaller ski resorts can be as cheap as 10 bucks. so please. go!:)